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Pregnancy Questions & Answers…

Pregnancy Questions & Answers:

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word “alimony” means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant. 

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.
A: So what’s your question?

Q: What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model? 
A: Nothing, if the pregnant woman’s husband knows what’s good for him.
3 Responses to Pregnancy Questions & Answers…
  1. Ellen
    April 18, 2010 | 12:50 am

    ROFL…. nice. :D

  2. twiga92
    April 18, 2010 | 1:00 pm

    Oh, these are great!

  3. Sherri
    April 20, 2010 | 12:55 am

    HILARIOUS! Where did you find these???

Pregnancy Questions & Answers…

Pregnancy Questions & Answers:

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word “alimony” means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant. 

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.
A: So what’s your question?

Q: What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model? 
A: Nothing, if the pregnant woman’s husband knows what’s good for him.
3 Responses to Pregnancy Questions & Answers…
  1. Ellen
    April 18, 2010 | 12:50 am

    ROFL…. nice. :D

  2. twiga92
    April 18, 2010 | 1:00 pm

    Oh, these are great!

  3. Sherri
    April 20, 2010 | 12:55 am

    HILARIOUS! Where did you find these???